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Shirts for posts that deserve to be worn.

When a post is too good to scroll past, we print it on a heavyweight Comfort Colors tee and credit the person who wrote it. First up: the most secure private key ever published.

Get the Private Key tee$32 · free US shipping
Private Key tee in IvoryJoke by @hd_nvim
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A post goes around

We watch for the jokes people keep quoting and asking to wear.

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We credit the author

Every shirt names the person who posted it and links to the original.

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Printed when you order

Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, 6.1 oz cotton. Made to order and shipped direct, free in the US.